*This work of the Pathfinder Broken Compass is entirely satirical.
According to a survey conducted by the Broken Compass, 12 out of 4 students (some people took the survey multiple times) admitted to having extreme stress and anxiety due to the pressures of school. The Broken Compass values the safety of every student at Parkway West High and our staff decided to make an ASMR video to counter the stress problem inside of our school.
ASMR is a legit solution and we recommend all students to watch it twice a day to relieve any stress or anxiety problems they have.
![Eyes glued to his sheet music, senior Andrew Gillies accompanies the Jazz Band as the pianist. During the annual Winter Jazz Concert, Gillies was chosen to improvise a solo during the song, “T.J. Boogie.” ¨I love concerts [because of] how the audience reacts, and just the stage lights [shining on me],¨ Gillies said.](https://pwestpathfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/DSC_3774-1200x801.jpg)
![Tight end Travis Kelce helped carry the Chiefs to the Super Bowl by catching a touchdown in last year’s AFC Championship game. Kelce’s skills have opened up new opportunities for him this fall, such as dating Taylor Swift and starring in a new Pfizer ad. “If [Kelce] supports [vaccines], I think others will, people do tend to do what celebrities suggest,” English teacher Casey Holland said.](https://pwestpathfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/11/Screenshot-2023-11-01-6.20.30-PM.png)
![History teacher Melvin Trotier gazes longingly out his window towards where his beloved duck pond used to be. Trotier says that the disappearance of the pond has taken a toll on him. "At this point, I did the sad, depressive [stage] this morning, and now I am at anger. I am working through my stages [of grief]," Trotier said.](https://pwestpathfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG-3502-900x600.jpg)
![Junior Ima Dropout tries to escape as senior Betsy Class tries to put her into a locker. Since joining the school last year, Dropout has faced adversity with honors students bullying. “When I first came here I was hoping it would be a little different from [Parkway] South. Turns out I was so unbelievably wrong,” Dropout said. “Everyone at this school is way bigger, stronger and smarter than back at my old school, and it honestly scares me.”](https://pwestpathfinder.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Screenshot-2020-02-07-at-7.57.10-AM-e1581372061810.png)
Yaya • Feb 12, 2018 at 12:01 pm
Fluchel’s common ground watched this for lunchtime entertainment!!! 6/5!!!
Katie Spillman • Feb 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm
This is the most iconic thing I have ever seen and I laughed way too much at it. Fantastic work.
Joyce • Feb 7, 2018 at 8:46 pm
It was interesting. I liked Herpel’s elephant sounds haha
Alina Dunder • Feb 7, 2018 at 8:33 pm
Well, I laughed and cringed at the same time. You misnamed this video. It should be called Try Not To Cringe: Thoroughly Humiliate Your Teachers Via Pathfinder Edition. Nice face zooms, lol, I’m still dying. Never again please.
Ryan O’Connor • Feb 7, 2018 at 4:48 pm
I loved the videography! Spectacular shots!
natan shpringman • Feb 7, 2018 at 4:38 pm
this video triggered my fight or flight response. thanks
No • Feb 7, 2018 at 3:55 pm
Why
Megan • Feb 7, 2018 at 3:48 pm
This video left me confused and scared, yet relaxed. Throughly enjoyed this video.
Jon Arbuckle • Feb 7, 2018 at 2:57 pm
GET ME OFF OF YOUR EMAIL SUBSCRIPTION PLEASE THANKS