“When did you get your dog?”
“I got my dog as a gift for my birthday when I was in fourth grade.”
“What is your dog’s name?”
“DC.”
“What does DC stand for?
“Diet Coke.”
“Why did you name your dog Diet Coke?”
“Because I love the drink Diet Coke.”
“Describe how much you love Diet Coke.”
“I have about 7 Diet Cokes a day.”