“When did you get your dog?”

“I got my dog as a gift for my birthday when I was in fourth grade.”

“What is your dog’s name?”

“DC.”

“What does DC stand for?

“Diet Coke.”

“Why did you name your dog Diet Coke?”

“Because I love the drink Diet Coke.”

“Describe how much you love Diet Coke.”

“I have about 7 Diet Cokes a day.”