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The scoop on parking

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After countless hours of research and experimental tests, the Parkway West Pathfinder has developed a (semi)objective analysis of the on-campus parking options for those students that drive to school. The following map depicts all parking areas along with walk time to the building**, the most convenient entrance to the building and a cumulative score.

**The provided walk time is based on the stride of a 5-foot-3 Opinions Editor.

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