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Video: ASMR – Teacher Edition

I’m always tired and it’s hard to pay attention when you want to sleep. School makes me super stressed out because I can’t sleep when I’m at school, my teachers make me learn,

— Anonymous Freshman

*This work of the Pathfinder Broken Compass is entirely satirical.

According to a survey conducted by the Broken Compass, 12 out of 4 students (some people took the survey multiple times) admitted to having extreme stress and anxiety due to the pressures of school. The Broken Compass values the safety of every student at Parkway West High and our staff decided to make an ASMR video to counter the stress problem inside of our school.

ASMR is a legit solution and we recommend all students to watch it twice a day to relieve any stress or anxiety problems they have.

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Maddie Cooke
Maddie Cooke, STAFF WRITER
Grade:  12 Years on Staff:  4 If you were a fictional character, who would you be?  Barry the Bee Does the toilet paper go over or under on the roll?  Over...duh. How many alarms do you set in the morning to get up on time?  Six to be exact. Favorite Quote:  "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." -Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Inc.
Hannah Hoffmann
Hannah Hoffmann, TECHNICAL EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Grade: 12

 

Years on staff: 4

 

Life soundtrack: "With Any Sort Of Certainty" by Toh Kay.

 

Most passionate about: "Disorders and dysfunctions of the brain, because I'm weird. If anyone wants a free amygdala, they're welcome to take mine."

 

Favorite dance move: "Doing the whip at inappropriate times."

 
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    YayaFeb 12, 2018 at 12:01 pm

    Fluchel’s common ground watched this for lunchtime entertainment!!! 6/5!!!

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    Katie SpillmanFeb 7, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    This is the most iconic thing I have ever seen and I laughed way too much at it. Fantastic work.

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    JoyceFeb 7, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    It was interesting. I liked Herpel’s elephant sounds haha

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    Alina DunderFeb 7, 2018 at 8:33 pm

    Well, I laughed and cringed at the same time. You misnamed this video. It should be called Try Not To Cringe: Thoroughly Humiliate Your Teachers Via Pathfinder Edition. Nice face zooms, lol, I’m still dying. Never again please.

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    Ryan O’ConnorFeb 7, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    I loved the videography! Spectacular shots!

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    natan shpringmanFeb 7, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    this video triggered my fight or flight response. thanks

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    NoFeb 7, 2018 at 3:55 pm

    Why

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    MeganFeb 7, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    This video left me confused and scared, yet relaxed. Throughly enjoyed this video.

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    Jon ArbuckleFeb 7, 2018 at 2:57 pm

    GET ME OFF OF YOUR EMAIL SUBSCRIPTION PLEASE THANKS

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